Pull on your uniform and get up to no good at our School Disco. Don't worry if you've spent all your pocket money :we've sorted out a two-hour free bar. We'll even throw a shirt and tie. You'll meet up with our reps at 9.30pm and head straight for the bar where the night's being held. Keep an eye on the clock :the free booze starts flowing at 10. There'll be a shedload of games naughty enough to make your old teachers weep, and the bell goes at midnight, when we'll drop you off at another drinking hole.