We’ve really pushed the boat out with this one. You’ll set sail from Kardamena at 11am and head out for Paradise Beach in Kefalos. This place has three kilometres of soft sand, with a bubble section at one end – the volcanic seabed makes it feel like you’re swimming in a G&T. Plus, there are loads of watersports to have a go at. As for getting here, there’ll be a cheap bar – we’re talking two euros a pop for beer and spirits – so you’ll get in the party mood pretty sharpish. We’ll even throw in a free BBQ on the boat when you drop anchor.