Majorca’s Pirates Adventure show is legendary. No, really. It’s clocked up a 27-year run, and a massive celebrity following. Don’t believe us? Linford Christie said it was ‘a show that shouldn’t be missed’. Chris Moyles reckoned it was ‘unreal’ and ‘incredible’. And Enders’ Phil Mitchell called it ‘the best’. With praise like that, you know you’re in for one mental night out. The show has been revamped for this summer, too, so the acrobatics and costumes are better than ever, as is the thumping soundtrack. This is a strictly over-18s event, so no kids allowed, and the sangria, wine and soft drinks will be free-flowing all night.